"A liberal’s* paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns. And believe it or not, such a place does, indeed, already exist. It's called Prison."

Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff's Office

*American English sense of the word, i.e. Authoritarian leftist thug