A 93-page guide to riding a bike
Friday, November 13, 2009
Police criticised for 93-page cycle guide - Telegraph.
I am sure this criticism is misplaced. Judging by the excerpts quoted in the linked article it must, surely, be a masterful satire? Admittedly, at 93 pages, it's a pretty sustained joke. But perhaps that sustained joke is itself a satirical metaphor?
I was going to write a 93 page guide called 'Having a Shit' and send it to the Police. Do you think it would be appreciated ?
Posted by: ReefKnot | Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 05:21 PM
I suspect the reason for the length is economics, nobody pays for a good pamphlet these days. The rule with rule books is the bigger the better, if you are the kind of person who ventures into a bookstore looking for authoritarian guidance, 'use your common sense' is the last thing you want to see and a 93 page rule book has to be better than a 20 page one.
The need to write rules is a powerful urge, I see it in my young daughter, she presented me with a beautifully written set of my own rules as she saw them. It was depressing, I had evidentally succumbed to the urge myself, I wonder if the Libertarian Party would approve of 'eat your dinner' as the prime directive.
Posted by: Diogenes | Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 04:24 AM
I did see the story and commented on Old Holborn's blog about it. Pretty appalling.
Posted by: Tom | Friday, November 13, 2009 at 06:36 PM
I can't see the funny side of this. At.All.
What skills are expected of police officers before they join up?
Who would have thought that riding a bike would not be one of the skills that can be assumed to have been acquired?
And what sort of well-meaning police officers are submitting this to the ACPO,(itself an organisation of dubious merit)?
Are they worthless suck-ups?
Nearly everybody likes a joke, and I offer my congratulations to anyone who is ready to take the mickey out of silly rules and regulations. But 93 pages is way beyond the point a mickey-taker would have said,'Enough, time for a drink.'
I'm now going to see if Inspector Gadget has anything to say about this.
P.S. and O/T,
Tom,Have you seen the story about the ex-soldier handing in a shotgun and getting a conviction for possession of a firearm?
Dreadful,and frightening.
Posted by: Kevyn Bodman | Friday, November 13, 2009 at 02:54 PM