Gordon Brown's make-up instructions left in taxi - Telegraph.

1. Transparent Brush. Foam all over.
2. Small pot under eyes, dimple, creases, blend in.
3. Clinique. Super balanced make-up. All over again, like painting a wall, and ears. Shut eyes over lids then with make-up pad smooth over liquid.
4. Powder (dark brush) terracotta Guerlain, all over

It seems no-one in the Labour Party has the strength to give this hapless, jinxed man his political quietus. Maybe Clinique or Guerlain will offer him a sponsorship deal? Please, anything to get his hands out of the public purse.