Embedding the official YouTube video of this is forbidden so you will just have to follow the link to enjoy country singer Brad Paisley nailing those of us who are "so much cooler online." If you just want to hear the song, you can just settle for the unauthorised YouTube offering below. I had to smile ruefully that (in addition to the highly realistic avatar who hosted this year's Blogpower Awards ceremony) I have a Second Life "av" who looks rather like Brad Paisley himself. So Mr Paisley has me bang to rights.
If you don't think this song is funny, you should definitely give your online life a break and go join a tennis club or something.