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Crazy People (1990)

Link: Crazy People (1990).

Mrs Paine and I were recalling the film "Crazy People" this morning. Older readers will remember it was about a stressed ad executive (Dudley Moore) who enjoys surprising success when his fellow mental patients help him devise such honest slogans as:

"Volvos; they're boxy but they're safe"

We wondered what would happen if political parties took the same approach and over breakfast we came up with:

Labour (pace Sir Bob Geldof):    

Give us your ******* money!


If you like being dumped on, vote for us


We're not nasty anymore, but we could be.

I am sure you must have better suggestions.


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Labour: "We're going to keep stamping on your face,...forever."

Lib Dems: "We support your liberty to give us all your money so that we can hand it over to the EU."

Tories: "We are 1/8 of an inch to right of the above, for all the difference that makes."


Transport For London

We have your Freedom to Transport watched shopped and stopped

Welshcakes Limoncello

I think those are excellent suggestions, myself!

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