Link: Iain Dale's Diary: Top Ten Things I Would Never Do....

I have been tagged by Tin Drummer to do my own version of this, so here it is.

1. Vote Labour
2. Convert to Islam
3. Give up hope that England will restore habeas corpus
4. Carry a British ID card
5. Return to live in England unless my hope (see 3 above) is first realised
6. Drive a Toyota Prius
7. Appear on a reality TV show
8. Eat snake (my wife has, but I really couldn't)
9. Shake Tony Blair's hand
10. Accept the "science" of climate change until the "scientists" explain why they have suppressed references to the mediaeval warm period